Some modest proposals to improve Rhode Island’s business climate

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The latest dreadful “business climate” report UpriseRI just noted reminded Barry Schiller of the many previous such rankings that were viewed with alarm by the business community and their politicians. Nothing changes. So (almost) without changes, he resubmitted his suggested response as published in the Providence Phoenix, when we still had print alternative media.

Despite much wringing of hands and awarding of tax breaks to various upper income and business folks, we Rhode Islanders are told our business climate still is at the bottom. Thus I propose these seven modest suggestions for addressing this problem.

  1. Ban any pro-union advocacy opinions in the state’s media: While talk radio mostly does this already, some pro-union opinions occasionally do slip into the Providence Journal, UpriseRI, and maybe other local papers. I’m sure business will appreciate it if we close this loophole.
  2. Cut pay of public workers by 50 percent: Though public workers have already made concessions on pay, health care and pensions, some of them can still afford to drive. Halving their pay would not only lower the tax burden, but make more room on the roads for the important people.
  3. Stop enforcing clean water laws: Not only will this too lower the tax burden, but as public water supply gets more polluted, investors will see opportunities here to sell more bottled water and also to make money in the health care system treating the people who persist in drinking public water and thus get sick.
  4. Stop funding bike, pedestrian and transit programs: This will make the state more attractive to oil and auto companies. Also, by discouraging physical activity, this will also increase obesity, making Rhode Islanders less fit and thus less able to challenge pro-business programs. Those who persist in biking or walking can perhaps be made subject to a gasoline-avoidance fee that can generate revenue to subsidize business jets. But as the Trump administration may do this on a national level, we better do this quickly before we lose a competitive advantage over other states.
  5. Sell all public beaches: Not only will this provide more shoreline for the rich to buy, but the view of the shore from their yachts will be improved if the hordes of riffraff on the public beaches are forced off.
  6. End the sales tax on high-end cars: Though we already eliminated sales taxes on boats and private airplanes, the rich still have to pay sales taxes on BMWs, Cadillacs, Lexuses etc. It is not fair that their cars are not treated tax-wise the same way as their yachts and planes.
  7. Require all low income folks to be servants to the business class for (only) 3 days a year: After all, we know how hard it is to find good servants these days. The low income folks serving the rich could polish their cars or silver, cut the grass, mop the floors and such. Giving up only 3 days would not be too much of a burden, but think how much it could improve our business climate rankings as no other state does this. Indeed we can market this initiative by emphasizing the “Plantations” part of our official state name that we had not long ago voted to keep.

Will these suggestions be seriously considered? Maybe.

See: State rankings, like the one CNBC released today, are essentially meaningless, except as tools for pro-business extremists to hurt us

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  1. A little humor in this situation is called for as the whole idea of a business climnate is a lie perpetuated by folks notorious for lying about aslmost eveything of importance. The Koch Brothers , climate deniers of thefirst order, are the ones who fund this. the other part of business climate propaganda is the goal of destroying democracy becasue t limits the power of the rich too much.

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